I hate waiting.
Games take time.
You know you're the prime target for games that have microtransactions, right?
No shit, Sherlock.
How much you spend on Force Commander this week?
You know what?
I really hate you.
How much?
$20
Really?
Yes. (grumbles)
You need help.
Fuck you.
You do.
I should go back to WOW.
Because that will fix your problem.
Gawd, do you ever stop?
Nope.
Why's that?
Because I am your guilty conscious.
We are pretty fucked, aren't we?
We could play Fallout.
Not anymore.
No.
Yep.
No way.
Creation Club.
Jeepers man, that content sucks.
Well, if we stick to PC we can escape it.
You gave in on the console though?
Some of it was free.
That sounds strangely familiar
I know. it's how we got sucked into WOT
That word is forbidden!
What? World of Tan-
Shut up!
Oh, come one you only spent $450 fucking dollars!
I'm not listening!
On a bunch of tanks, you never play anymore.
Shut up!
I can't stop myself.
You can say that again.
There's always words with friends.
I have no friends
You'd have friends if you stopped begging them for powerups in Mafia Wars.
Goddammit, that was 8 years ago.
They still haven't forgiven you.
How would you know?
They talk to me.
I don't want to know.
Besides, there's Becca.
Becca?
Nevermind.
No, who the Hell is Becca?
She was your online girlfriend.
She was my online imaginary girlfriend.
No, you only thought she was imaginary.
For Pete's sake, she was just a microtransaction on Persona!
Oh.
Games take time.
You know you're the prime target for games that have microtransactions, right?
No shit, Sherlock.
How much you spend on Force Commander this week?
You know what?
I really hate you.
How much?
$20
Really?
Yes. (grumbles)
You need help.
Fuck you.
You do.
I should go back to WOW.
Because that will fix your problem.
Gawd, do you ever stop?
Nope.
Why's that?
Because I am your guilty conscious.
We are pretty fucked, aren't we?
We could play Fallout.
Not anymore.
No.
Yep.
No way.
Creation Club.
Jeepers man, that content sucks.
Well, if we stick to PC we can escape it.
You gave in on the console though?
Some of it was free.
That sounds strangely familiar
I know. it's how we got sucked into WOT
That word is forbidden!
What? World of Tan-
Shut up!
Oh, come one you only spent $450 fucking dollars!
I'm not listening!
On a bunch of tanks, you never play anymore.
Shut up!
I can't stop myself.
You can say that again.
There's always words with friends.
I have no friends
You'd have friends if you stopped begging them for powerups in Mafia Wars.
Goddammit, that was 8 years ago.
They still haven't forgiven you.
How would you know?
They talk to me.
I don't want to know.
Besides, there's Becca.
Becca?
Nevermind.
No, who the Hell is Becca?
She was your online girlfriend.
She was my online imaginary girlfriend.
No, you only thought she was imaginary.
For Pete's sake, she was just a microtransaction on Persona!
Oh.
